Nine hundred fifty-six!
No, seriously. Seriously, though I'm pre-posting blogs so it's becoming obvious on occasion that I'm talking about Christmas, for example, and it's already past or isn't even over yet. I am aware, yes, but apparently unable to stop.
This year I'm making dinosaur hoodies for the boys. That's right, I said "make" as in "to take fabric and affix it thereto and with use of sewing machine encourage to appear as thought it were a series of stegosaur's spikes."
I could much sooner pull a hat out of a rabbit.