Thursday, March 18, 2010

I Escaped!

One reason: faster download speed.

And the second reason: faster download speed.

And the third reason: toddlers can kill you. They have razor-sharp teeth for a reason.

Problem is, I escaped with $10.73 and a quarter tank of gas. Not smart. And, well, obviously desperate. Squib is excited about spending the night with Buddy. He kissed me nine times and gave me three hugs for the trip. Stood on the porch and waved and screamed as I left.

It's all a show. He hasn't kissed me in days.

Most decidedly out of town,
Scat

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