Do you suppose that the young Indian gentleman at the computer across from me thinks his farts are silent simply because he can't hear them with his iPod earbuds in?
He does it again and I'm gonna start holding up a score card each time until he catches on. *R*E*S*E*A*R*C*H* *L*I*B*R*A*R*Y*!!!!!!!
It's...you know...just a thought.