Got Monkey Butt?

I have no idea what it is, either, but I was perusing the aisles of Sam's today looking for saline nasal mist when I came across this:

No, I'm not joking. This is an actual product, not a photo edit. To see it for yourself, head over to your neighborhood Sam's Discount Club and look in the health and beauty section. Apparently, Anti-Monkey Butt also comes in Lady and Baby, so you're in luck no matter your age or gender.

And if you REALLY want to bust a gut, go to their website: http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

I couldn't make this up if I tried.

Scat